Monday, March 31, 2008

Creepy pants

I finally broke down and purchased a pair of those ridiculous maternity pants that have some sort of panty hose on the top that totally covers the whole belly.
I totally love them. I look like a freak with panty hose over my belly but I am really comfortable. I had really cute maternity jeans that I wore everyday for the longest but eventually the half panel stated to cut into my belly and I was afraid it was digging into my baby's head. I did not want my baby coming out with weird jean marks on her face. So even though I told myself I would not wear creepy maternity pants with the "perfect fit belly" I broke down and did it. See what I mean about pregnancy turning women into one track bore machines. I mean who Else but another pregnant lady wants to read about me getting a pair of pants? Well, to bad I don't have anything else to write about. In other news about pants I am still able to just barley wear my really great running tights that I got a few years ago when I moved from Florida to North Carolina. They are some high tech fancy pants that Addias makes and were really expensive, that's why I had to get them as a Christmas gift. I wear them endlessly and I am forced to wear them under my belly so they kind of dig into my butt checks and that is not an attractive look. I don't care I am not buying maternity workout clothes this late in the game. Speaking of working out...I am proud to say that I am 32 weeks on Thursday and still running. Well not really running more jogging and shuffling but I am still getting up getting all suited up and taking the dog for runs. This morning I actually saw Otto YAWN while we were running. WOW he actually yawned. My father thinks my baby is going to fall out if I keep running, let me say WOW again. He wanted to know if anyone ever stops me to tell me I am too pregnant to run. So far no one has had the nerve. I live in a tiny town and people have been watching me run for almost 3 years now so they probably just got used to seeing me. God knows I have gotten used to seeing them! Let me just say that a pet peeve of mine is people walking or running on the wrong side of the street. Lets review....if you are running on the road you need to be running against the flow of on coming traffic so that cars can see you. You never run or walk with your back to oncoming traffic. I just can't stand when I am running and some schmuck is walking their dog on the wrong side of the street and then my dog starts getting all excited and wants to pull and jump and say hi to the other dog and I have to look like a dick and pull my dog away while the other person says "Oh he just wants to say hi." guess what, I don't want my dog going nuts trying to say HI to everyone when we are running. Otto is 85lbs and up until last year was never walked on a leash due to the fact that he was a wild mountain dog, now he is a runner and a very good one at that and I also don't want the worlds friendliest dog (Otto) pulling me down when I am 8 months pregnant. So please walk on the correct side of the street.
Ok that is my lecture for the day.
Highlights of this blog are
1. Creepy maternity pants are comfortable
2. People need to learn how to walk on the street so that they don't inconvenience me when I am running. Just kidding (not really, it is way annoying)

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