Eric Usher sales and marketing director and Teddydigital loving husband to yours truly both play on a little flag football team called the Shockers. If you know what a shocker is than I apologize for the vulgar and gross name. If you don't know what a shocker is than I suggest you ask a school nurse or a porn star or something. Anyway I told Andrew, I would report on the game. I don't understand football so its hard to report on the game but here are my general observations.
I noticed that my husband is a very tall man. I don't think of him as all that tall but then I see him standing next to other guys and I see it. he is 6'4 and I am 5'2 and I always feel like we are the same height.
I noticed that Eric spent a lot of time at work doing some little drawings and then photocopying them and he called them "plays" I have no idea how that works.
I noticed that they were calling a member of the other team a "baby seal." Not because he was really cute and cuddly but because he flops around and pretends to get knocked down. Andrew refereed to the baby seal as a " School girl bitch" or something like that.
Just let it be known that I don't approve of the term school girl bitch. I think a more suitable term is candy-ass bitch. Being called a girl should never be an insult. Girls are awesome and we are an under appreciated group, don't even get me started!!
I also noticed that football has a lot of rules that I don't understand and that I don't care to understand. Plus I hate Michael Vick and he plays football.
I can't say that I don't like going because I do. Usually I see a friend or two when I go and I end up spending the whole time talking or running around with someones baby that they brought with them.
Male egos running rampant and going long. That seems to be a theme with football. I don't get it, I guess there are somethings that have to remain mysterious so that life can be interesting.
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