I think there has been a small mix up. A little confusion as to what a public toilet is and is not. Just in case you were wondering if a store front is a public toilet, let me assure you that it is not. Some terribly confused person decided that it was OK to crap all over the front of Hip Replacements in downtown Asheville. They sprayed the store window and walk-way with diarrhea. Then they left it and went about their business as if if were the norm to crap on the window of a store. Morgan is the gal that owns the store and she called me at work and told me what happened. You know, Morgan is a good person, she doesn't deserve to have to scrape poop off her store, so if you are the person that did that I think you owe her an apology. I mean after all it is the holidays and what you did not only lacks class but it also lacks holiday spirit. You are just a gross person. On the upside, it was really funny when Morgan told me about it and even funnier when she did a demonstration of what the person must have done to get crap that high on the window. The downside like I said is that it lacks holiday spirit. The other upside is that it makes a great story. Another downside is that it is still there because rain can't get to it because its in a covered spot. Another upside is that it is still there because rain can't get to it and now its a whole thing, with everyone waiting to see how long it will stay there. Morgan said kip threw water on it but it didn't help. I suppose that is also a downside, Kip had to attempt to clean it up and apparently it didn't work. Gross.
In conclusion, I think the golden rule to follow when it comes to public restrooms is if you don't see an actual toilet bowl than it is not a bathroom and do not proceed with deification. It is also wise to remember that if you are not sure if a location is a bathroom or not notice if you are in a wide open public place. Most of the time if you are in a public place like the middle of downtown than it is not a bathroom, proceed to a place that has indoor plumbing and 4 walls. Thank You
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Hi Ann,
Just wanted to tell you that I stumbled across your blog, and I have enjoyed it so much! Good luck with the baby... (I have 3 kiddos myself, and totally identified with your description of the rectal exam...OUCH!) And I think maybe I need to make me some fart salad too... yanno just to punish my hubby from time to time.. CHeers!
Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.
Ann, I think that is Portuguese. I am not sure but that is my guess. I think that means that your message has begun to have an international influence. You should be very proud!
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