Haiku time!!!

Ok now it's time for haikus.

Delicious kosher
what do you mean foolish man
no pigs were hurt here

It's not just hippies
Business men like them as well
So eat them right now

I like kitty cats
I like candy bars a lot
This is really great






the following were written by the director of sales and marketing Eric Usher

Carlos is a dude
working like a grapics wizard
he likes to get crunk



Sweaty office chair
I eat crispy cat for lunch
my chair is quite damp

( gross)

Today is a day for telling the truth. There is something very rancid and insidious living here at THT headquaters. And that something is called the lamp in my office space according to Carlos.
Carlos who is our graphic designer has accused the lamp in my office space of being "corporate" and has declared that I too am becoming corporate.

Here's how it went down....
I needed a lamp for my office space. A co-worker and I went to the store and just picked one out and bought it. I came back and put it together and placed it in my office. The whole thing was so innocent and unassuming. Carlos took one look at the lamp and told me it was really "corporate" and then informed me that I was becoming "Corporate". Can you image how shocked and confused I was! He claims he has worked in big offices before and that my lamp is corporate Americas premier choice for inner office illumination.
So I got really defensive and then I started to obsesses, then I tried to turn it around and accuse Carlos of being corporate then I stared at the lamp until my left eye wouldn't stop twitching then I got distracted, ate a Crispy Cat I found in my desk and forgot all about it.

I've tried to offset the lamp with extra art work and clutter. But still the accusation stands. Carlos won't back down, and my boss would be upset if I threw the lamp away and got another one on the company credit card. It looks like I am in quite a pickle. Stay tuned for more updates.

Tomorrow I will recount the incident I witnessed in my back yard between a blue Jay and a chipmunk. Also secrets about Carlos will be revealed.......

Lately we have been in a blog drought. I am really happy to report that the drought is now over. I have taken over the blogging duties and am ready to tell you all the juicy and exciting details of life at Tree Huggin' Treats. I can also answer any questions you might have.
And those questions don't have to have anything to do with the candy bars!! Perhaps you have been wondering what we do all day at THT headquarters or about our interesting dress code or about all the celebrities that work here. Don't waste another moment speculating, just ask! Maybe you were wondering if all the rumors you were hearing about are true. I can confirm or deny them all! A lot of you were wondering about the Crispy Cat bandit, I will post all new developments as they arise.

We are also going to have daily tips for alternative uses for the Crispy Cat. Not only is the Crispy Cat the world's first organic candy bar, it is also the world's first multi-purpose candy bar.

Let us know if you were at the Night of the Ninja 5k race here in Asheville. We were one of the sponsors. The race was really fun and the post race party was great! Plus it was for a great cause, the humane society. It was really the best race I have ever been to. Not to mention that all the participate got a Crispy Cat in there goodie bag!!

Rumor has it that one woman ate a crispy cat a day for 6 months and now she runs a sub 6 minute mile......
Can Crispy Cat make you a better runner?? Let us know.