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If you love my blog like you say you do then why don't you post comments?
If you love me then post a comment.
Because I love you and would post a comment on your blog......that's emonital manipulation and it's wrong of me....sorry....


I recently had a religious experience. In general I'm the sort of person who is prone to having experiences with the paranormal and supernatural, but this was an honest to god spiritual experience. I think this is right up there with seeing the virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich, and I did happen to have a virgin Mary sighting in 1995 but no one believed me and my parents thought I was becoming a schizophrenic and tried to put me on medication. This is not like that time.

I was driving to a demo in Charleston, SC and I was already having an emotional time because I had PMS. Then the check engine light goes on in Teddydigital's car. So now I'm freaking out and really mad about the fact that I had to use my own car for business because the check engine light is on. So I call Teddydigital and tell him this and he tells me to go to the Toyota dealership and have them check it. That really made me mad because I had no idea where the Toyota dealership is and he didn't seemed the slightest bit concerned with my car breaking down on the side of the road and either
a) A mack truck running me over.
or
b) Getting raped and killed by insane meth addicts.
Both of which happen in this day and age all the time. It's actually quite common really. The only thing I could think to do was keep getting off at exits and seeing if I could find a service station. It was already 4:00 and I knew places would be closing soon. I got off at the next exit and there were a few old, and scary looking gas stations but no service stations and the gas stations looked like they were being manned by the very meth addicts I was trying to avoid. The next exit looked sketchy and I passed it by but the following exit looked hopeful. I started driving down a long road filled with a bunch of crap that wasn't helpful, I started to worry that if I went too far or took too many turns I might get lost. I began to despair. It seemed like all was lost. I started to feel scared and lonely and I instantly knew just what Jim Morrison was talking about when he said people look strange when you're a stranger so I did what people do when they are scared and lonely, I prayed.
I prayed God, I'm totally lost and I have no idea where the Toyota dealership is and I don't want to get attacked by meth addicts and sold into an underground ring of sex slaves so please help me. I am turning this over to you because I don't know what I should do.

Just as I was finished with the last word it was like a miracle, behind the tress was the Toyota dealership! It just came into sight and it was miraculous indeed. So I pulled over and the people there were so nice and they fixed my car and sent me on my way free of charge! A total spiritual experience and a good lesson in trusting the universe.

Like I said, it's no grilled cheese Virgin Mary, but it's something and it was way cool.