It's too sensitive and you don't want to look like the bad guy.
But that nagging feeling won't go away, you know something is wrong.
Now is the time to do something about it.
Selling out and becoming corporate affects millions of Americans everyday. You're not alone, it's not your fault, there is help.
Corporatitis is a medical condition that is treatable but in order to heal you must recognize there is a problem. The following is a list of signs and symptoms of corporateitis
Now with Crispy Cat Once-a -day XR you too can over come corporateitis. and regain control of your life.
Who does corporateitis affect? Everyone.
Where does corporateitis hurt? Everywhere
Signs and Symptoms of Corporateitis
- Sudden changes in dress attire.
- Loss of interest in having fun or laughing
- Wanting to purchase a BMW or get hair plugs
- Loss of facial expression and absence of sense of humor.
- Watching Fox news
- Talking to self in public and then playing it off like it's a bluechip ear piece
- Sudden loss of personality due to android or robotic implant.
- Talk of "doing lunch" or having imagery people. e.g. "I'll have my people call your people"
- Increased or frequent urination or sudden bowel changes. Constipation may arise from having a stick up the butt.
- Changes in sleeping habits e.g. sleeping with your secretary
- Frequent or reoccurring thoughts of stocks, bonds and shareholders.
- Marionette strings on the back of hands and on top of feet.
The following statements are signs of early onset type 2 corporatitis
"Time is money"
"Heads are gonna roll"
"I have a wife and kids?"
" I don't care if they are nuns, lets sue their asses!"
"I would rather live beyond my means and drown in debt then look like a nobody. Everyone knows that having stuff and looking good is what really matters."
Early detection is best but it's never too late.
Contact your local Tree Huggin' Treats representative or health care provider to see if Crispy Cat Once-a-day XR is right for you.
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