You're a mean one Mr.Vick

I have been deeply disturbed over the Michael Vick dog fighting situation. I don't want to spread more sadness but with all the new info coming out about his evil and unspeakable acts I felt a poem was in order. In honor of all the dogs that died at his hands lets all donate either our time or supplies to our local animal shelters.


Michael Vick you are a dick
The people voted
and it's official
we want to send you to Iraq strapped to a missile.

Don't worry we would never do it
the people of Iraq have enough to worry about

If I had to choose between Michael Vick and Charles Manson
who would I choose?

Charles Manson, yes Mr. Manson is more appealing
I would rather have a slumber party with Charles Manson
and the Zodiac killer
and Ted Bundy
than spend 5 minutes with Michael Dick

Dogs give unconditional love
they are devoted friends
they don't desert you in times of need
they are better than people in that respect.

It takes a special person to stay with you during hard times
but to a dog
it's no big deal.
They always stay the course
and you don't have to pay them
or buy them cars
or houses
dogs don't care about bling
everyone knows that

I wonder if Mr. Vick has anyone in his life
who will be standing by his side
when he is no longer a big shot football player?
When the NFL disposes of him like trash
and he can't find work
because it is widely known he is a sociopath.

Maybe then he will see how fickle humans are
and how the heart of a dog is precious and loyal
always steady
always your number 1 fan

The wonderful thing about the universe
is the indisputable fact that no one
not even over paid athletes
can escape karma

I think instead of jail
they should toss Mr. Vick into the Georgia Dome
with 3 or 4 grumpy lions

Perhaps it would be more painful
to make Mr.Vick donate all his money
and cars
and houses
and bling
to a pit bull rescue league
and then make him clean kennels
with supervision at all the animal shelters across the country
what else will he have to do when he gets out of prison?

I'm praying for your vile soul.
Cause your gonna need it
According to the news
Saddam Hussein is more likable than you.